octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

(via lokisperkynipples)

positive-reinfuckment:

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."


Thanks
skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

"I shall love you until that final stretch of sand that the sea never quite reaches is finally swathed by crashing waves. Or, perhaps longer … if there’s time."

- Morrissey to Linder Sterling (via theimportanceofbeingmorrissey)

(via aleks--turner)

lucemarrvelousofs:

"I made a conscious decision at an early age not to be taught because I think you just develop your own style and you stumble into mistakes and unorthodox way of playing and I think that’s a good thing." - Johnny Marr 1984

nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

(via b-a-s-tille)

ilovelipsticklesbians:

http://krish-a.tumblr.com/

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

(via ghouls-in-pyjamas)

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via b-a-s-tille)

officialachievementhunter:

calling your friends like

image

(via b-a-s-tille)

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

(via mandrakes-or-mandragora)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via cutiepatootiealert)