justsouthernthings:

Say what you will about the South, but no one retires and moves up North.

(via xoxbooboo57xox)

captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

(via theblackship)

sithlordtennant:

moriartyse:

Did I leave the oven on?

SHIT.

Did I forget to tell Jawn i’m alive?

SHIT.

(via thegirlonbakerstreet)

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via theblackship)